Sunday 29 April 2012

Window Shopping :3

Don't frown on me for this, it's not my intention for this blog to be a fashion blog. But I haven't written any fiction lately and I might as well share what the hell I HAVE been wasting my time doing; online dress shopping, with no intention of buying anything, of course... hey, I'm not made of money. *crossface*


A little bit sad today, so might as well find something aesthetically pleasing. No critical analysis, just purely browsing, pointing and saying I like that, I don't like that. Lets have a look at some dresses...


I Shop At New Look


Ripple Bodycon Dress 


Cowl Knitted Dress 


Layered Stripe One Shoulder Satin Dress 

Wow, I LOVE this, and its £7.50 !!!! F$%£ YEAH

Elise Ryan Cutout Pleat Dress 

Bloody expensive, but so so cutee. Perfect summer dress.

Ribbed Box Pleated Ponte Dress 

I think this is sweet.

Pleated Shirt Dress 

I WANT THIS


ACTUALLY NO I DON'T


(its kinda ugly... kinda cool and kinda ugly... make sense?)

Printed Ruffle Dress 

When I showed this to my Mama, she said "CLOSE THAT DOWN RIGHT NOW."


So I doubt you'll like it. 

Embellished Ponte Collar Dress 

?? I think its quite... classy.

Cut Out Shoulder Rib Body Con Dress 

I have no idea why I clicked on this one. I guess SOMETHING about it appealed to me...

...but I couldn't tell you what that was.

Crinkle Ruffled Dress 

Makes me think of mermaids.


....what a horrible dress.


(Why I thought it deserved cyberspace on my blog, I just don't know.)

Lace Insert Tunic 

OMGG !!!! TWO POUNDS !! And its so nice as well, no wonder it's bloody out of stock.

Pearl Beaded Trim Tunic 

I'm starting to like this Tunic Tunic business.

Lurex One Shoulder Pleat Dress 

Oooo.


...I hate it.


(the model wearing it has got quite a belly, hasn't she?
OOO THAT WOULD BE A CUTE MATERNITY DRESS!
Saying that, who the f%&$ would wear that while pregnant-?)




More Dress Options On Yahoo! Lifestyle

Sent these to my sister (lets call her Aime), and she certainly had some things to say...

River Island pink dress

River Island Pink Dress (£38)

AIME SAID: ok, saucy but not interesting enough design. would probably wear it tho cz its quite sexy.

Topshop gold star print black …
Topshop Gold Star Print Black Chiffon Long Sleeve Dress (£65)

AIME SAID: Amazing. If your goin to a rave at Hogwarts.


Dorothy Perkins Green Ruched …

Dorothy Perkins Green Ruched 50's Dress

AIME SAID: Oh God. Forgive her for her sins!

STAR SAID: Shut up.


H&M bandeau dress
H&M Bandeau Dress


AIME SAID: Its so pretty! its like a ballerina pretty dress but hot cos its short! only thing - i remember these were in fashion a few years ago not sure about now but i dont think the puffball style thing really goes out of fashion... i might wear this one. soo nice!


STAR SAID: I bloody hate you. ( e_e )

Mango, Miss Selfridge, New Look, Next, Rise, Zara, Warehouse & Long Tall Sally have all been in my Dress Shopping Adventures :)


BUT I WANT A PINK DREEEEESSSS !!

Tibi Cocktail Dress in Mulberry Pink


AIME SAID: OKAAAAYYY, this one is pretty, the style for me makes it kind of boringsish and little girly, but j'adooorrreeee the colour. excellent!! 


Tracy Reese Classic Frock in Watermelon

AIME SAID: I dont like this one. a lot of things about it have offended my eyes. if they are going to make a design that horrible they should stay the hell away from my precious pink.


Evan Picone Dress, Sleeveless Satin A-Line Cocktail Dress
Evan Picone Dress, Sleeveless Satin A-Line Cocktail Dress
AIME SAID: This is beautiful! because of the satin material probably. so Regal! but that also makes it look kind of, oldish? but pretty all the same 

STAR SAID: 'Oldish'? WTF sort of adjective is that?!


Faye Layered Jersey Dress


That's enough for today. Now I can be happily satisfied that I have found multiple dress I won't be buying. Time for a nap, I think.


Star xx
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